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Uhm.. warning, this is actually a very long convoluted and not so happy disclaimer... I'll make it more witty later... but if you're in a bad mood, feel free to read it... don't take offense though, I wrote this at 2am...


Okay look, whatever you guys see on this site, it's not my fault. Don't go blaming me for what is on this site because I'm just providing a facility that automates web page production. The words on this site are purely bits that induce an electrical pattern within your computer and sometimes spells words, sentences, phrases or under unusual circumstances may even convey a message. But this is purely coincidental. If you wish to have some bits or bytes that coincidentally offend you to the point you wish to sue me, point out the offending bytes and we should handle the case carefully as to not offend you, me, or my intelligence. If you wish to respond to an opinion publicly, let me know or do so yourself. If you are a subject of review as coincidentally conveyed by the bits and bytes on this site, and you do not like what you see, you are reading the bits and bytes backwards. What you should really do is shift left your the bytes you think you are reading and ones complement them to get the appropriate message. If you don't do so, and you think something is offensive but still refuse to read the bits and bytes on this site correctly, I don't want to hear it. What I'm trying to say is that if you wish to tell me that there is something offensive on my site, you are accusing me of doing something wrong when you are misinterpreting the data on my site incorrectly. (In fact it's amazing you are even getting a message right now, consider yourself blessed.) I can read any text, even your letter of complaint in my dialect of so called English and find many discriminating, offensive, and potentially threatening messages. All I have to do is read your letter incorrectly and see how you like it. If you need another example of what I mean, here I go. First you steal a gun from a shop. What you do with it is your problem. You can either use the gun with the barrel facing away from you or towards you when you pull the trigger. What you choose to do, it's not my fault. You steal computer time, you wear out my processor and my ram. You steal the bits and bytes from my system. You can either shift the bytes left once and ones complement them or you can choose to read them as is. If you read them as is, you're using my site incorrectly. If you feel like you just had someone shoot you, don't blame me, I told you to shift left and ones complement. Most people neglect to do what I say, don't blame me. If you for some reason find the bits from my site to be more meaningful when you neglect to shift left and ones complement, that's your problem... just like if you find it more meaningful to point the barrel at your head when you pull the trigger. Don't go blaming your problems, your mental or physical sensations on someone else. Especially when someone tells you not to point the gun in certain directions, if you misinterpret that as a command to commit suicide, who's fault is that now? That person didn't point the gun at you, I didn't say nasty things about you... I didn't do anything to you... you stole from me... so keep that in mind.

So let's all be human about this and inform me if something is on this site that shouldn't be. You can't possibly have a problem with the entire site, because if you do, you obviously have a problem with something larger than this site and that is review by peers and the public all together in which case I recommend you move out of the united states (if that's where you are) and go live somewhere where there isn't freedom of speech. To those who wish to induce magnetic fluxes on my ferite and magnetic media, do so in a responsible manner. Don't turn my site into a place where you will bash others or incriminate others without just cause. And if you have just cause, don't put it on my site, this is not the place for it. If you wish not the abide by these rules, you then agree to take the blame of anything bad on yourself. If you wish to have another example, think of this place as a modified mailbox. You don't sue the owner of the house because they recieved junk mail that offends you. That would be insane! You wouldn't sue the mailman either because it's not his fault. If you wish to read my bits and bytes, you are invading my privacy. In fact I give nobody the right to use my bits and bytes in a manner that damages me in physical, spiritual or monetary or any other possible way. If you do so, you are then stealing my magnetic flux energy in which case I shall have to sue you for stealing, grand theft, invasion of privacy and mental anguish. If you have a problem with any of the bits and bytes someone left on my site, I'll help you remove them if you ask nicely and don't threaten me. I wish to be everybody's friend. If you wish not to be my friend, that's okay, in that case don't do anything that involves me. Don't look at my site, don't sue me. Doing so would be tresspassing my personal space, this is the "Beware of Dog" sign outside my house. Don't tempt fate. However if you are my friend and do not in any way, indirectly, directly, accidently and so on to damage me, my friends, you or anybody else I just might consider listening to you... just like I have to many other people. I welcome your comments, not your threats or leagalistic papers. If you wish to send them my way, you shall be billable at the rate of $2,000,000 per bit sent in my direction +/- 360 degrees in any direction. I shall consider it an act of vandalism upon my property to deposit such bits on my computer and I shall consider it assault to have such bits and bytes hit me in the form of induced photons or energy from any display, computing, electronic or organic device in which it affects. If you think my bits and bytes do this to you, you are wrong as you have requested my bits and bytes and what you do, and what you cause with those bits and bytes are your problem, your fault, and so on. In the end, everything is your fault, I hope you understand. If you don't understand, that's your fault. If you still don't, it's even more so. So I hope in all good faith you do understand the conditions of using this site. Just be a decent person... whatever your definition is... but at the same time, you have to keep in mind the above. Send me nasty email, or send me anything I can consider a threat and it will be your fault and you shall be liable for it. I shall prosecute you to the fullest extent of the law, so don't push me. Other than that, I hope you enjoy your visit, so long as it doesn't involve me. You have been warned... if you disagree with any part of this site, cease and desist using it, destroy any copies of data you have kept and go away or I shall consider it stealing. In otherwords, just leave me alone. I don't want any trouble especially when it's all your fault.

Thank you,

Jeff


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